When Futurama Meets Starcraft, Part 2
Leela: We don't know how much to thank you, Captain Raynor. First, we brought
a Psi Emitter into Dominion Space. Then you lost a couple of your men when you
rescued us from those Wraiths on the space platform, and now you allowed
us to stay with your troops plus helping us to fix our ship. We really owe our
lives to you.
Raynor: Oh, no trouble at all, the Dominion and the Zerg gave us a
lot more trouble.
Just wondering Captain Raynor, what is a Psi Emmiter anyway?
Raynor: You wouldn't believe me if I tell you, but there goes.
During the Zerg invasion of the Dominion Space 500 years ago, the
former government the Confederacy had produced these machines, the
Psi Emmiters, to lure the Zerg into a specific location. The
Confederacy's plan is to lure the Zerg to the rebel group
Sons of Korhal, a group which I once worked for, and uproot them.
However, after me and some of my men raided the Jacobin Installation,
we discovered the Confederacy's plan and use the Psi Emmiter
that we produced to topple the Confederacy.
In another word, the Psi Emmiter is like a bait for the Zerg. Is that
Raynor: Exactly. Oh Captain Leela, you don't mind me asking you
a question, right?
I don't mind, after all you did saved our lives.
Jim Raynor: What is with your eye?
I am a mutant.
Raynor: Oh. So how is Earth right now?
Leela: Well things
weren't so good. Earth is being invaded in a weekly basis, the
Robots are causing another global warming, Earth is being defended by
an idiot called Zapp Brannigan, the government is worst than ever,
and a president that is dead 1006 years ago is ruling Earth.
Jim Raynor: (Sigh) Is there any place were there is some stability?
to: Hyperion's Hanger, Fry and Bender is being guided around by
an Enginneer. Fry is amazed at what he saw.)
I always though that Battle Cruisers are just capital ships
that most Commanders used in combat, I can't believe that a
Battle Cruiser can also be used as a hanger for other smaller
ships, a repairing station, and a transportation vessels.
Enginneer: You seemed to understand the Terran Army very well as a civilian.
Yea, because I played Starcraft before.
(Talking to a tall robot with two long legs, and a gun port on its
side) Hey sexy mama, what to kill all human tonight?
Bender, that is a Goliath.
A Goliath, it is not a robot, a human inside drives it.
Oh god, I just flurted with a human!
That is quite a intelligent robot you own Fry?
Bender: Hey meatbag, Fry is not my master.
Oh sorry Bender, because all the robot in this sector follows command
instead of making their own judgement.
Because they are dumb, that why. Ha, ha, ha…
Hey Bender, there is our ship, and look, some SCVs are repairing it.
(Eyes extended and looking at the SCVs): Please tell me those are not
piloted by Human!
and Enginner: No.
(Cut to: Outside Hyperion, and it is flying toward an oranges
In Hyperion's hanger, and red light is flashing.)
Well, time to wack some Zerg.
5 Bucks you won't return alive.
(Hearing the Marines are betting.) 10 Bucks both of you won't
be getting off this ship.
Hey is the new robot that Captain Raynor picked up, Bender right?
You got it, Bender is the name.
Lt. Luther will be scream at us if we don't line up soon.
Well have fun getting yelled at, Metal Tubes. (Bender pulled a gun
out of his cavity and is aiming at the Marines.) The 10 bucks
are mine, hee…
(From behind, snatched the gun from Bender's hand): Just lose
the damn bet, Bender. And Fry, go get a Combat Suit, Captain Raynor
permitted us to take part in this mission.
A mission to what?
Leela: I think Captain Raynor told me that it is a Search and Rescue Mission,
he also told us to prepare for combat.
You signed us up for a battle without consulting us?
All right, a mission! So what are we doing again?
Leela: Captain will tell us once we are all prepared, now get a Combat Suit
Yea mam! (Fry Soluted)
Leela! I am a conscientious objector. Didn't you remember what
happened last time when we are drafted to fight the Omicron.
That reminds me of this. (Pulled out a remote control) That should
brought up your patriotism. (Leela presses the buttom.)
Bender: Leela, we must go down to Mars Sara and save all those innocent souls!
(Bender hits his head) Not again.
Inside a Dropship.)
So Leela, how is the interrigation?
Bender: Yea, did you sleep with him like you slept with Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Oh quit it,
Captain Raynor is a nice guy. He just asked me some questions about
my eye and-
Bender: Will you sleep
(Leela press the button
on the remote control again.)
Bender: I apologize for
my foul attitude mam. (Bender hitting his head again) I am going to
kill myself once I return to Earth.
Leela: Fry, you got
everything with you?
Fry: Let see, Causs
Rifle, check. Grenades, check. Extra Ammo, check. Combat Suit, check.
Stim Pack, check.
Bender: Yea, I got
everything with me. Cigars, check. Beer, check. Guns, check. My
loots, check. Yeep, I got everything.
Good. Fry, Bender, did you see the plugs behind your seat? The
Engineer told me that it will connect you to the mission briefing and
we will get all the info about this mission. Bender, you can put that
plug into your head.
Voice: Troops, your mission this time is to break through the Zerg defences and rescues the trapped survivors in the last standing Mars Sara Dominion Complex . Just because there weren't that many of them left doesn't mean that you can get lazy. Many of the few survivors are top Dominion Scientist that we can really juice a lot of info out of. Lt. Luther will lead the No.1 Siege Tank division and the No.2 and No. 3 Marine division to break through the Zerg defences. No.5 Wraith divison will cover their landing and additional support. Then Officer Johnson and Officer Leela will fly into the Dominion Complex and rescue the Scientists and other survivors. No. 2 Wraith Division will cover your landing. Remember, all this must be done in less than 4 hours because the Protoss agreed that they will incinerate the planet to lessen the chance of future infestation.
You got promoted to Officer? That is just fast, what about us?
Leela: I think you guys are still privates.
This is the control room Officer Leela, you are clear for take off.
This is Officer Leela, I copy that and I am taking off.
Dropship take off and fly toward Mars Sara along with many other
Above Mars Sara ground.)
Mayday, mayday, left engine destoried, prepare for crash landing.
All units unloaded, heading to pickup location.
Dropship03: Ahh… (Explosion)
Hyperion this is Officer Leela, we have the complex in sight and we
are now orbiting around it awaiting the Zerg defenses to be broken.
This is Hyperion, you are doing great and wish you luck. Over
Thanks for the blessing. Over and out.
(The defenses identified as Spore Colonies are destroyed and Leela's
Dropship landed in the complex.)
Johnson: This is Officer Johnson of Raynor's Raider, we have
fulfilled our promise and have come and take you off this planet. Do
you have your “tickets” with you?
Yes we do, we will board your ships in 5 minutes.
Officer Johnson, this is Officer Leela. I am just curious, but would
you still let the scientist board even if they doesn't have the
Johnson: No, that is the way of the world.
That's harsh. (Turn to Fry and Bender) Fry, go out and cover
the Scientist. Bender, cover Fry.
and Bender: Understood!
and Bender is outside the Dropship and saw some small size
Zerg charging toward them.)
Holy crap, what are those hidious aliens.
Those are Zerglings, Bender. Small size Zerg, just fire your
gun at them.
(Aim his gun at the Zerglings) Die hidious aliens. (One of the
Zergling exploded.) Kiss my shiny metal ass!
Fry and Bender are fighting the Zerglings, the Dropship
piloted by Officer Johnson landed and unloaded the Marines
Bender? It looks like you lost your bet.
It certainly took you guys awhile to land. (Fry killed another
It took skill to land on mud when the only landing pad are occupied!
(He slayed two Zerglings with his grenades.)
(Pointing at the gate) There are the refugees.
Come on, hurry. (Fry exptied his clip of bullets and reload another
clip into the Causs Rifle)
What the hurry…
The hurry is that there are wave after wave of Zerg charging at us!
as Fry directed the scientists into the Dropship, Marine01 and 02
collaped and many spines and holes covered their back. 3 cobra like
Zergs appeared and fired their deadly spines at the troops.)
Ha, ha. I don't have to pay anyone. (Saw the Cobra like Zergs)
Fry, what are those?
Not Hydralisk! Bender, activate your detection system. (Fry fired his
Causs Rifle at the Hydralisks.)
Those Hydralisks can bury themselves underground. There could
be ten and hundred of them around us.
activated the Detection System and 15 more holes appeared around
Oh crap, where is the Sciene Vessel?
There is your answer. (Pointing at the Science Vessel as it
crashes and exploded.)
Guys, we still have another detector with us. Our good friend,
Hurray to Fry and Bender! (The troops started firing at the holes and
blood spilled out of them.)
The Scientists and other survivors are all set. Get back onto your
(All the troops scrambled onto their Dropship and it took off. As the
Dropships gained speed and height, two high speed flying Zerg crashed into the
Dropships each. Both Dropships shook voilently and crash. The Planet
Express Crew and the other passengers are knock unconscious. Not only they are
knocked unconscious, they are in Zerg territory.)