Fry and Morpheus stand at a door.
Morpheus: I can only show you the door Fry. It is you who must walk through
Morpheus: Because I'm lazy.
Morpheus: Now I must go, for I have a game of D&D to complete back in Zion.
Morpheus walks away. Fry Turns toward the door. He slowly reaches for the
knob when the door suddenly opens and a monster appears.
The monster turns out to be Seraph in a mask.
Seraph: Ha Ha! Scared you!
Fry punches Seraph. Seraph falls to the floor unconcience. Fry walks into the
room and sees a bunch of children playing.
Fry: Hmm... Must be the other potentials.
Fry sees kids using their minds to play with the blocks. He then turns to see
a kid bend some spoons with his mind.
Fry: Hmm...That looks interesting.
He walks up to the spoon kid. The Kid gives Fry a spoon.
Spoon Kid: Do not try and bend the spoon.
Fry bends the spoon.
Fry: What? I wasn't paying attention.
Spoon kid throws a spoon at Fry. Fry runs away in terror into the kitchen,
where he finds the Oracle.
Oracle: I bet you made the spoon kid angry.
Fry: How did you know?
Oracle: I could hear you know.
Oracle turns around.
Oracle: Let me get a good look at you.
She grabs his face and turns his head.
Oracle: Say ah.
The Oracle retches.
Oracle: Ugh! You have bad breath.
Fry: Look, am I the one or not?
Oracle: Let me read your palm.
Fry: What are you? Ms. Cleo or something? I'm not gojng the let you read my
Oracle: Oh for heaven's gate!
Grabs Fry's hand. The Oracle reads Frys palm.
Oracle: Oh ho. Uh hmm.. Ah Ha!
Oracle: Bender is going to steal you wallet in 2 seconds.
The real world.
While Fry is hooked up to the Matrix, Bender snatches Fry's wallet from his
Bender: I'm gonna go get hammered!
Fry checks his pocket. The wallets gone.
Fry: Wow. Your good.
Oracle: Duh. I'm the Oracle!
Fry: So, am I the one?
Oracle: No, Neo's the one.
Oracle: Your the Two.
Fry: Double damn! What does that mean?
Oracle: It means your Neo's succesor.
Fry: So if he dies, I become the one? Zam!
Fry: Ok, that's all I need to know. Bye!
Oracle: Wait! Take a cookie.
Fry: Oh, fine. It better not have poison in it.(Takes a bite) Oh man this is
Oracle: Cookies need love like everything does.
The Oracle grabs Frys arm. Fry looks at her.
Fry drops the cookie and runs away.
Oracle: I should've taken this cookie and shoved it right up his--