Fan Fiction

The Fry-trix Has You, Part 6
By Max Bellamy, Soulkid2000, Mattybwoy and Rye Guy

The Final Fight
By Max Bellamy

Scene: The Matrix:

Fry is walking through the rain. A row of Smiths are staring at him.

Fry: What? Do I have something on my face?

A Smith smiles at him and nods.

Fry: Ew.

Fry keeps walking and sees a lone Smith step out of the crowd and stand in front of him.

Smith: Mr. Fry, welcome back, we've missed you.

Fry: You did? Aww... how sweet. I didn't know you cared.

Smith: Uh, no. I didn't care.

Fry: Then why did you miss me?

Smith: Shut up!

Fry: Alright, alright. Continue with your speech.

Smith: Thank you. *Ahem* You like what I've done with the place?

Fry: It ends tonight Smith.

Smith: I know it does.

Fry: What?

Smith: Look, I just do OK? Gut feeling. And that's why the rest of me is just going to enjoy the show.....

Fry: That's no fun.

Smith #2: Yeah!

Smith #1890: I wanna fight too!

Smith #309: Duh, I like pudding!

Smith(In loud booming voice): SHUT UP! THIS DISPUTE IS BETWEEN ME AND HIM! GOT IT?

Smith #567: You suck!

Smith: GET A JOB! Now then, you wanna fight or what?

Fry: OK.

Fry and Smith run at each other in slow-motion. Loud, operatic music is playing. Fry stops.

Fry: Ugh, I can't think with this music. Turn it down!

Smith #456: Sorry!

Smith turns down CD player. Fry and Smith continue running towards each other. They both reach each other, but are too tired to fight. Fry lightly pushes Smith. Smith pushes Fry. Fry and Smith start slapping each other. Smith in the row are watching with bordeom.

Smith #109: Uh, shouldn't we help them?

Smith #110: No. Popcorn.

Smith #109: OK. (reaches into popcorn bag.) Ew. This is soggy popcorn.

Smith # 110: Sorry. It's raining you know.

Smith and Fry finally regain their strength. They fly up in the air and fight on. They destroy buildings from left to right. The rubble lands on some of the Smiths. A rock falls on one of the Smiths.

Smith #10000008: Hey! I liked him!

Smith and Fry continue their raging battle in the skies. Smith throws Fry into a building. Smith flies in with him. Smith lands and walks towards Fry.

Smith: Having fun, Mr Fry?

Fry: (gets up) Yeah, actually. This is a good workout. Wait till Leela sees my muscles.

Smith: Leela?

Fry: Yeah, My girlfriend.

Smith: You have a girlfriend? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Fry: Hey, shut up! All you got are Smiths, no girlfriends for you.

Smith: I----hey. Your right! Your not supposed to be right! I'LL KILL YOU!

Smith and Fry continue their fight. Fry kicks Smith out the window.

Smith: Ow! Nice kick.

Fry: Thanks.

Fry flies out the window and the battle continues. Smith hits Fry and he desends towards earth. Smith lands on Fry to make his desent faster. The land on the ground and knock over a bunch of Smiths. A Smith helps another Smith up.

Smith #321: Thanks

Smith #678: No problem, I---

They look at their hands. They're holding hands.

Smiths: Ew!

Fry and Smith are in the crater. Fry and Smith get up. They are both OK.

Smith: Why? Mr. Fry? Why do you persist?

Fry: Because, I just don't like you.

Fry and Smith battle. Fry hits Smith so hard that his face bends. Fry them punches Smith more and throws him into a wall. Smith gets up and walks towards Fry.

Smith: Damn! You hit good.

Fry: Thanks. Are you OK?

Smith: Perfect.

Smith sticks his fist into Fry and tries to copy him. Fry slaps his fist. Smith takes his fist out.

Fry: Hey!

Smith: Sorry. I mean, I Smith you know. I'm just showing off to my friends.

Fry: Well try it some other way!

Smith: OK.

Smith pulls tooth out.

Smith: My mouth is hurtn' up somethin' bad. I need a malt.

Fry: Ok. I'll pay.

Fry and Smith enter a malt shop. All the other Smith come in.

Fry: What gives?

Smith: You said you would pay.

Fry: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fine. I'll pay.

As he pays, two Smiths are standing out the window.

Smith #785: Wait. What?( picks up script) The script says "Fry dies and we die too and the machines have peace with one another."

Smith #1986: That ending sucked. This is much better.

Smith #785: Yeah, I guess your right.

They wait a bit.

Smith #1986: This ending sucks.

Smith #785: I told you!


Special thanks to the writers of these stories.

Extra special thanks to the directors of the Matrix Trilogy. We wouldn't have done this without you.