(Note:Songs used are not not owned by me or Futurama. Rightful owners are Nickelback.)
(Leela was in her cabin in the Planet Express ship listening to her iPod. She was singing to one of the songs on it.)
Leela:Oh! Hey Fry.
(She kissed him.)
Leela:I was just listening to Nickelback music.
Fry:(tease)You can't get enough of that band,can't ya?
(It was December. Months since summer ended and everyone had gotten tired of teasing the both of them since their whacky-hair incident. Later that night,Fry and Leela went to bed. As Fry went to turn off the light,Leela cuddled up to Fry like a kitten and kissed him. In the darkness,she said...)
Leela:I love you,Fry.
(She kissed him on the lips.)
Fry:I love you too.
(And they made out for the rest of the night.)
(Leela had just gotten up. Her hair was messy and let down. Both her's and Fry clothes were scattered about the floor[much like Anthology of Interest 1]. Fry got up and rubbed his eyes.)
Fry:Good God! What a night that was!
Leela:(slyly)I'm glad you liked it.
(She picked up her clothes and got dressed and Fry did the same.)
Leela:You know...it almost seems as though most of the we do related to songs by Nickelback.
Fry:What's your favorite song(s)by them?
Leela:Well,there's Savin' Me,Someday,Gotta Be Somebody and How You Remind Me.
Fry:I recall you sang Someday yesterday.
Leela:Yeah. Love that song. But not as much as I love you,Fry.
(Fry's face blushed red.)
Leela:(giggle)C'mon. Let's go to work.
(Soon they were at Planet Express. On the wall near the Conference Table was a poster which read:)
COME AND SEE LIVE AT MADISON CUBE GARDEN...
NICKELBACK! THIS MONTH BETWEEN:
DEC. 4th TO 29th
TICKETS ON SALE NOW AT:
$5 PER PERSON/ROBOT/ALIEN
$20 PER PERSON/ROBOT/ALIEN
CHAD KROEGER'S HEAD-IN-A-JAR
MIKE KROEGER'S HEAD-IN-A-JAR
RYAN PEAKE'S HEAD-IN-A-JAR
DANIEL ADAIR'S HEAD-IN-A-JAR
(Leela burst in excitement! Nickelback,her all-time favorite band,was coming to NNYC! She jumped into the air and yelled...)
(...much like in A Leela Of Her Own. She ran to Fry.)
Leela:(exicted)Fry! Fry! Did you read that poster over there?!
Fry:And look at what I got.
(He pulled out 2 pairs of tickets to Nickelback. Both had one concert ticket and one backstage ticket. Leela got even more excited,more than a happy little girl would. She kissed him passionately.)
Leela:Fry! Oh,Thank you,Fry!
Fry:(chuckle)Goodness. Your more excited than the time you became the first woman in Major League NNY Mets Blernsball!
Leela:How'd you get these?
Fry:I worked extra hard to get a better raise. Then I saved up the money and I was wondering,"What should I do with this money?" Then I saw that poster and realized I had enough to buy you and I some tickets and also you like that band.
Fry:I scheduled that we'll go this Saturday since we have the day off then.
(Leela kissed Fry again. After waiting for about a week,Saturday finally came. Then previous day,Fry and Leela wanted to show they Rock'n'Roll spirit. Leela got her hair done to look much like Chad Kroeger's[with a silver streak on the side]and Fry got himself to look like Ryan Peake.)
(Fry and Leela were back at Sean's Hair Dye in Time Square.)
Leela:I can't wait for tomorrow!
(Leela's hair was finished. Fry was impressed.)
Fry:I love that silver streak in your hair.
(Fry and Leela were waiting in the long line at Madison Cube Garden. While in the line,an interviewer came up with a camera-man.)
Interviewer:...Thank you,Morbo. Here at Madison Cube Garden,thousands of fans of Canadian rock band Nickelback have come to see possibly the best rock tour of the season for them. Let's see what some fans have to say.
(He put the microphone to Leela.)
Leela:Probably me and the other fans are mentally screaming for these guys. So ROCK ON NICKELBACK!!!
(After a 45 minute wait,Fry and Leela handed in their tickets and went into the massive room filled with fans. In the center was a large stage with 2 mics and a drum set. Then finally the moment Leela had been waiting for came:all 4 members[heads-in-jars with rockets and robo-arms added]of Nickelback came to the stage. Everyone screamed and cheer,including Fry and Leela. Chad Kroeger spoke into the mic.)
Chad:YO! ARE YOU READY FOR THE NIGHT OF YOUR LIVES!?!
Chad:ARE YOU READY FOR SOME ROCK!?!
Chad:Then let's start with a classic of our songs:Just For!
(Without anything to lose,they played Just For. Everyone cheered. As soon as they sang,small rockets fired into the air. They sang other songs such as Burn It to the Ground,Animals and Believe It or Not.)
Band:(singing)Believe it or not,everyone,have things that they hide. Believe it or not,everyone,keep most things inside...
Leela:Aren't they great Fry? Fry?
(She saw Fry out of his seat rocking out to the song. Leela smiled.)
Leela:(thought)He must like 'em,too.
Fry:Hey Leela! C'mon,let's dance!
(So they did. And just in time for the song See You at the Show. This song made them both remember the time Fry made an opera for Leela 5 years earlier. Soon Nickelback said it was time for a 30 minute intermission for the backstage V.I.Ps[including Fry and Leela]. Leela was excited.)
(She grabbed Fry and pulled him with her.)
(Backstage,the band ahd things arranged for the V.I.Ps,complete with an drink cooler.)
Fry:I heard they drop a lot of F Bombs at concerts. Right?
(Someone soon enough screamed it out.)
Person:This is so ****ing awesome!
Leela:(tease)That answer your question?
(They went up to the crowd where Chad Kroeger's Head made an announcement.)
Chad:Thank you,thank you. Has anyone here always dreamed of being a part of Nickelback?
Chad:We your in luck! One of you fans will have the opprotunity to the be the lead singer for the night!
Chad:Let's see who's the most enthusiastic?
(Everyone jumped around wanting to be picked. Chad looked around and saw Leela screaming in excitement. He pointed to her with his robo-finger.)
Chad:Let's have this pretty young lady there!
(She came to front. Chad noticed her one eye.)
Chad:I didn't know you had one eye. Makes you look cool.
Chad:I see your showing Nickelback spirit. Blonde hair with a silver streak. So anyway,tonight you get to play up to 6 of your favorite songs by us.
(He hands her a paper to list the songs down. Soon the list was complete.)
LIST OF CHOSEN SONGS:
-Gotta Be Somebody
-Next Go Round
-How You Remind Me
-Figured You Out
(After reading the list,Chad soon announced it to everyone and he lead Leela to the stage. Fry went back to concert crowd and moved to the very front where Leela could see him.)
Chad:YO! We are gonna a special guest as our lead singer for the night! Her name is Turanga Leela. She is our biggest fan and she'll be sing some your's and Leela's favorite songs,ladies and gentlemen,put your hands together for Leela!!!!
(The crowd roared with excitement. Leela went to the mic.)
Leela:Hi everyone! It's a pleasure to be here tonight! If there's someone in the crowd I'll give a strong thanks to,that would be my boyfriend,Philip J.Fry!
(A spotlight hit Fry and everyone clapped.)
Leela:So let's ROOOOOOK!!!! HIT IT BOYS!!!
(The band started to play Next Go Round. Leela,with her pink electric guitar,began to sing with Chad Kroeger's Head. Soon they were in the middle of the song.)
We're gonna love it
When the lights go down
Hold on here we gooooo!
We're gonna do it till our legs give out
Round and round we gooooo!
We're gonna do it hangin' upside down
Up and down we gooooo!
We're gettin' ready for the next go round
Round and round we gooooo!
(The crowd went crazier when Leela and Chad sang Figured You Out. Leela was knelled down with eye shut hard with beeds of sweat going down her face.)
Both:(singing)And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out
Now I did
You wonder why.
(After singing Savin' Me,How You Remind Me and Gotta Be Somebody,Leela had one more song:Someday. She stopped to make an announcement.)
Leela:Everybody! Before I sing this last song,I'd like my boyfriend to come onto stage.
(Fry was nervous. Leela had an idea.)
Leela:C'mon everyone! Let's encourage him!
Crowd:Come to the stage! Come to the stage! Come to the stage!
(Fry made it onto the stage. Leela laughed.)
Leela:I always did like a shy guy! So This last song is dedicated to him,people. HIT IT!!!
(Soon Fry had an electric guitar and both he and Leela sang Someday. They neared the end of the song.)
I'm gonna make alright
But not right now
I know your wondering when
Your the only one eho knows that
I'm gonna make alright
But not right now
I know your wondering wheeeeeeeeeen...
(They looked at each other with loving expressions. They shared a passionate kiss at the rocket flaired away. The crowd was touched.)
(They broke the kiss. Leela looked at the crowd and said...)
Leela:GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!!!! AND ROCK ON!!!!
(The crowd roared with cheers. Soon afterward at Aprt.1I,Leela and Fry were making out on her bed.)
Leela:(soft)That was the best night of my life,Fry. I love you with all my heart and I always will.
(They kissed on for the rest of the night. Over the course of 3009,Fry and Leela went through many funny adventures with the candle of love still lit in their hearts. From Fry becoming the shiest guy in NNYC to Leela being a great rock star,it just goes to show that love can not only come in different forms,but it can also come with many surprises along they way...)