Futurama

Fan Fiction

Are We There Yet?
By dinkdrinker

SCENE: an extremely long, extremely boring trip in the Planet Express Ship...

FRY: Are we there yet?

LEELA: No.

(Five seconds pass...)

BENDER: Are we there yet?

LEELA: No.

(Another five seconds...)

FRY: Leela, are we there yet?

LEELA: NO.

(Three seconds pass...)

BENDER: Now?

LEELA: NO.

(Not even two seconds pass...)

FRY: How 'bout now?

LEELA: LOOK IT YOU TWO- if either one of you asks me one more time, I swear I'll open an industrial size can of whoop-ass on the both of you!

(A full ten seconds later...)

BENDER: Hey, big boots!

LEELA: (snaps) WHAT, BENDER?

BENDER: FRY wants to know if we have arrived at our destination!

LEELA: rrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGGHH!!!! (Leela punches the console, and all the interior and exterior lights start flashing/flickering, and the horn is stuck on) THAT DOES IT! (Leela jumps out of her seat and lunges at Fry and Bender)

FRY/BENDER: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (start running around trying to avoid their beatings)

LEELA: STAND STILL, SO I CAN KILL YOU BOTH!

FRY: (being held by Bender, who is cowering behind him) Leela! Look! (points out the window) Is that the planet our delivery is to?

LEELA: (glowering) YES. You two are damned lucky! Now get ready in the cargo bay to deliver that damned package!


A FEW HOURS LATER... in the Planet Express ship, on the way home...

LEELA: Fry, I want to apologize... I feel bad about the way I treated you.

FRY: (hugs Leela) Aw, It's Okay!

LEELA: (playfully runs a finger up and down Fry's chest) Ya know, I can think of a few ways to make it up to you when we get back! (Fry looks at her confused, so she mouths the word 'SNU SNU', so Bender can't hear)

FRY: Oh? OH!!!

(Five seconds pass...)

FRY: Leela, are we there yet?

LEELA: (Sighs) Fry...

THE END

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