Futurama

Fan Fiction

Deja Vu, part 2
By fry+leela4eva

[Scene - Central Park, 1:30pm]

[Bender has stolen basely a whole shop of lollies for Violet.]

Violet: Bender, can I have some toys now and dolls?

[Bender looks Violet sternly in the eye.]

Bender: Look here you, I have bought you lollies and heaps of other crap, so, the answer is NO!

Violet: NO! You STOLE them!

Bender: Yeah, yeah, same thing!

[Violet starts to cry.]

Bender[covering his ears]: Oh god, SHUT THE HELL UP YOU ANYING LITTLE MEAT BAG!!!

Bender(sighs): Alright, what do you want?

Violet(excited): Dollies, dollies, dollies!!!

Bender(sighs): Alright, come on.

Violet: YAY, YAY!!!

[Scene - Planet Express Building, 2:15pm, T.V Room.]

[Leela and Fry are watching 'All My Circuits']

Calculon: Oh Monique, How i wish I knew about our 4th child and how it was, well, lets say, produced.

Monique: Oh Calculon, It's not my child, for you see, I bought it in Mom's friendly robot company!

Calculon: Why? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?

[Fry pretends to yawn and puts his arm around Leela.]

Leela[trying to move away]: Uh, Fry, what are you -

Fry: Just putting my arm around you, like any old friend would do.

Leela: Right.

[Fry smiles at Leela and then continues watching 'All My Circuits'.]

[Scene - Planet Express, 3:30pm, T.V.Room.]

[Fry and Leela have both fallen asleep while bender and Violet enter the room.]

Violet(running up to them): MOMMY, DADDY!!!

Bender(whispering loudly): SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I TAB YOU TO DEATH YOU ANNOYING LITTLE MEAT BAG!!!

Violet(whispering): Oh, sorry Bender, why?

Bender(whispering): Because they're, um, what's it called?

Violet(whispering): Um, sleeping?

Bender: Yeah, sleeping - wait how do you know so much about human stuff?

Violet(whispering): Because, um, I'm a human.

Bender: Oh yeah, you are to.

Violet: Um, should we go?

Bender: Hold on a sec...

[Violet leaves, while Bender quickly steals both Fry and Leela's wallets.]

Buddies