Futurama

Fan Fiction

Dear Diary...
By AmZ Future

 

Author's Note: This is an Xmas special. It's mainly about Fry and Leela but you might see a flash of the rest of the P.E crew. Bender gets burned, Hermes gets hit and Zoidberg buys a new… zip coat? Well after all that nonsense Leela notices Fry's strange obsession over a little white book and his sensitivity. Also on XMAS!! It really could be the most wonderful time of the year. 40% Shipper. Sit back and READ PUNY HUMANS MWUHAHA!!


Intro credits:

Futurama theme plays.

At end a clip from Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends plays at end where Bloo is talking to Berry.

Chapter 1: Burned and crushed

Int: Planet Express-10:00am

Leela, Fry and Bender were watching TV and Amy was sitting at the table. When suddenly Professor comes in with a flame thrower.

Prof: Good news everyone!

Leela: (sarcastic) What now? Another suicide mission?

Prof: No a NEW invention.

Professor shows them the flame thrower.

Prof: I call it a fire launcher.

Leela: Professor that's a flame thrower it's already been invented.

Prof: Really oh my.

He throws it in the bin. Bender picks it up.

Bender: How's it supposed to work anyway? Do you press this button?

Presses on button and has it pointing near his ass. He gets burned on the buttocks.

Bender: AAAAAH MY ASS!!

Leela: FRY PUT IT OUT!!!!

Fry grabs a fire extinguisher but Bender grabs him.

Bender: HURRY DAM IT!!

Fry: BENDER CALM DOWN I CAN'T PUT IT OUT WITH YOU SHAKING ME!!

Bender stops shaking Fry. Fry manages to put the fire out but Bender still knocks him down.

Fry: oof

Leela: U ok Fry?

Leela helps him up. He looks longingly at her.

Fry: (Dreamy) I am now.

Leela: (confused) Well ok.

Int: P.E building-1:00pm

Fry is sitting at the conference table alone. Everyone else is watching TV upstairs. He pulls out a little white book. He opens it and starts writing.

(Fry voice over in diary)

23/12/08

Dear Little white,

Leela again didn't seem to realise how I feel about her. I know I should just give up but I can't I love her so much that I'd die for her. She may not realise but I won't give up that easily I LOVE HER!! And I won't stop at a simple No. That's all for now I'll give you more updates little white.

Sincerely Fry

He locks the book and puts it in his locker.

Chapter 2: Depression and a punch

Int: P.E building-3:00pm

Leela and Fry are sitting at the conference table. Fry looks very depressed and Leela looks very worried.

Leela: (Concerned) Fry are you ok?

Fry: (Depressed) Yes I'm fine (Sniffs) really.

She sees tears falling down his face. Leela is just about to say something when Bender and Hermes walk in arguing.

Hermes: I told ya Mon I am not giving ya metal ass a pay rise. Now get de hell outta my face.

Bender: WHY THAT IS SO PREDJUDICE JUST BECAUSE I'M A ROBOT!! THIS IS DISCRIMINATION TO ALL ROBOT KIND!! YOU EVEN OFFENDED ME… BENDER THE ONE THAT MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER!!!

Bender punches Hermes and runs out. Meanwhile Leela turns to talk to Fry but notices he has already left.

Int: P.E Balcony-5:00pm

Fry is sitting with his White book. He writes something down.

(Fry voice over)

23/12/08

Dear Little White,

Sorry but I have to let my emotions out. I just don't know what to do I feel a bit depressed; Leela still hates me and on top of that Bender is being a right crap head to almost everyone. I LOVE LEELA SO MUCH!!! I'D DIE TO WIN HER HEART OR JUST TO SAVE HER!!! I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART!!! HER EYE IS AS BEAUTIFUL AS A ROSE!!! She is as pure as the crystal blue rain and as free as the gentle wind. I love you Leela and your beauty is as bright as the sun. I love you Turanga Leela and don't forget it.

Well bye for now.

Yours faithfully Phillip

Chapter 3: My shiny new jacket and me

Int: P.E building-6:00pm

Fry is sitting at the conference table crying. Leela, Amy and Hermes are trying to figure out why the delivery boy is so depressed.

Leela: I wonder what's up with him.

Amy: Gluck, It's even to sad for me to watch and I'm a girl.

Hermes: I never seen de guy so depressed.

Leela: I know he's always the most cheerful one here.

Just then Zoidberg scuttles in.

Zoidberg: Hello friends look what I bought it's a shiny new zip up jacket.

Leela: Zoidberg we thought you were a desperately poor hideous creature….no offence.

Hermes: De woman's right where the hell did ya get de money to pay for dis ting?

Zoidberg: NEVER YOU MIND!!

Bender walks in with his finger as a lighter and a cigar.

Bender: Hey meat bags.

All (save Fry): Hi Bender

Bender brushes past Zoidberg and sets his jacket on fire.

Zoidberg: OH NO MY SHINY NEW JACKET!!!! IT'S RUINED!!!! THE ROBUT DID THIS!!!

Bender: Sos crabby.

He leaves. Leela, Amy and Hermes turn around to see Fry sitting in the corner spiralling.

Leela: Can you two take care of him while I go get a drink for him?

Both: Yeah

Chapter 4: Realisation

Int: P.E building: TV room-7:30pm

Leela is getting Fry a drink when she sees Fry's little white book

Leela: Hmm Fry always takes his book with him. I've seen it I wonder if he wrote about the crew in here….maybe I should take a little peek inside.

Leela saw the lock and grabbed it and pulled. Eventually it came loose. (After all we know how strong Leela is).

She started reading a bunch of random letters.

(Fry voice over)

Random letter 1:

14/2/02

Dear Little White,

I have bad news today in the time skips I realised how I won Leela's heart sadly she blew it up with the Professors detonator. Obviously she didn't know I didn't get a chance to stop her. It was a love note in the sky reading, "I love you Leela". I guess it's not her fault but I don't know whether to give up or not. That's all for now.

Yours truly Phil.

Letter 2:

30/3/03

Dear Little White,

I tried. My opera was rubbish, the Robot Devil took his hands back; the rest of the opera stunk and I think Leela only stayed because she felt bad for me. I don't know whether to just give up, try harder or forget everything I care about.

Yours hopefully Fry

Letter 3:

23/12/08

Dear Little White,

Sorry but I have to let my emotions out. I just don't know what to do I feel a bit depressed; Leela still hates me and on top of that Bender is being a right crap head to almost everyone. I LOVE LEELA SO MUCH!!! I'D DIE TO WIN HER HEART OR JUST TO SAVE HER!!! I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART!!! HER EYE IS AS BEAUTIFUL AS A ROSE!!! She is as pure as the crystal blue rain and as free as the gentle wind. I love you Leela and your beauty is as bright as the sun. I love you Turanga Leela and don't forget it.

Well bye for now.

Yours faithfully Phillip

Leela reads the last one in tears. She finally realised. She also realised he had written this today.

Int: Apartment 1i-7:00am

It would be Xmas day tomorrow and Leela wanted to tell Fry the way she felt today.

Leela: I have to tell him.

Int: P.E building-9:00am

Leela entered greeted by everyone. Fry was sitting at the conference table looking gloomy. Leela walked up to him and decided to break the silence.

Leela: (Hopeful) Hi.

Fry: (Depressed) Hi.

Leela: Listen Fry I need to talk to you.

Fry: (A bit happier) Ok about what.

Leela: Well Fry first off I have to admit… (Nervous) I read… your journal.

Fry: (Confused/surprised/angry) YOU WHAT!?! H... HOW… WH... WHY?

Leela: I'm sorry but it's just you were so depressed… I… I hate seeing you like it and It's probably because… well (Long pause) I love you!!!

By this time everyone was shocked.

Fry: Really?

Leela: (crying/happy) YES!! I LOVE YOU PHILLIP J FRY AND I ALWAYS HAVE!!!

Fry: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!

They kiss. Fry whispers something in Leela's ear.

Fry: (Whispering) I'm so glad. I love you so much.

Fry and Leela spent the rest of Xmas together. Eventually they got married and had two kids Elliott and Eleanor Fry. Fry and Leela are still strong to this day. So I guess it was a good thing that Leela read the first two words Dear Diary…

 

THE END!!

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