Ext. Glass Dome-Back
(Lasers are shooting everywhere. Fry and Leela are taking cover behind the Zamboni.)
Leela I need you to know if we don't get out of here I love you.
I know fry and I need to tell you something if we get out of here I owe you a date.
(Fry Jumps out behind the Zamboni Dives a Laser pistol in each hand shooting all the penguins around him.)
Int. Planet Express
(Meanwhile at Planet Express written on the screen)
(The Professor Sitting in a chair.)
Int. Glass Dome
(Free Waterfall Senior is looking worried next to Zapp.)
Free Waterfall Senior
Zapp what are we going to do we are loosing men quickly.
I don't know I'm just a regular guy.
(Sighs)What a surprise.
(Kif broaden up his Shoulder.)
Heres the plan we need to surround the Penguins.
Alright heres the plan we need to surround the Penguins.
EXT. GLASS DOME-BACK
(The Soliders are slowly surrounding the Penguins. In the Middle there is
a small Igloo Type House where some Penguins are using it as a shield
from the mass amount of Laser Flying Around. There is no top to
it and small windows so the Penguins can shoot out of)
We got almost everyone except the penguins in the Bunker.
(Fry comes barreling through the Soliders on the Zamboni.)
We got your back.
(Fry speeding with the zamboni. Fry Gets up right as the Zamboni
hits the Front of the bunker. He jumps of the Zamboni giving him a
mass amount of momentum from the Crash. His Body Flies over the
opening in the ceiling His guns pointed down at the last remaining
Penguins. He lands the shooting stops coming from the Bunker.)
We Did it we Won.
I did it I won.
Im alive I did it I won.
(Fry runs back to the crowd of soliders and Crew members. Leela Runs over to him and hugs him.)
You did it.
No, we did it. In fact(screaming) We all did.
(The Crowd Screams in triumph.)
What are we going to do with all these bodies.
(Zoidbergs holding a phone.)
(I got it, I got it, Hi, Mom, Dad its(Makes this weird sound with his
mouth). Great news come down to Pluto there a Free Buffet. What yeah
tons of Penguin. Hmmm Hmmm.Okay bye.)
(All of a sudden a moan is heard. Fry is seen Turning around.
There on the floor with a Gun Shot is Free Waterfall Senior.)
No, Free. What happened?
FREE WATERFALL SENIOR
Isn't it a bit Obvious I was shot.
(Fry throws his hands up.)
(Fry slams his hands angerly onto the body.)
FREE WATERFALL SENIOR
Ouch You idiot your supposed to do that when I'm Dead.Uhhhhhh
(Free Waterfall Senior Falls Over Silent. Fry Throws his Hands up into the
Air Screams. Then slams his hands down on the body.)
FREE WATERFALL SENIOR
So does this mean all the Penguins are extinct?
Im afraid it does mean that.
(Zodberg makes this high scream and starts eating all the dead penguins.)
This Day its just keeps on getting better.
(A guy walks out of the Crowd.)
I have some bad news for someone named zoidberg.
I'm right here whats the news.
Your Parents died on their way over here.
That makes this Day slightly worse but look at all the great things that happened to me I saved my Friends I ate.
Oh yeah then their ship crashed into your planets ocean creating a tsunami that wiped out your Entire Planet.
No, They bring me up then they pull me back down again.Ohhhhh
(Fry walks over to Zoidberg)
I'm really sorry Zoidberg about your parents killing most of your race.
Atleast I Have my friends.
(Morbo and Linda are sitting next to each other.)
Our Next Breaking story today is that a war broke out today on the Planet
of Pluto. Many Lie dead on the Cold Service. The war was
between the Smartened Dark Matter Penguins against the residence of
Pluto with some help from Doop and Zapp Brannigan.
Morbo thinks this is not the end of the killing of the human race.
Oh hahaha everyones so oblivious to what hes trying to tell us. We still
all love you Morbo.
Int. Planet Express T.V Room
(Professor is sitting there watching T.V. He quickly walks out screaming for
everyone to meet in the meeting room.)
Int.Meeting Room in PE
(Hermes, Amy and Scruffy are all sitting at the meeting table.)
Good news everyone its very likely that fry, leela, bender, and that piece of garbage zoidberg are all dead.
How is that good news?
Well its not bad news.
Thats horrible what are we going to do. We don't know they are dead right.
Scruffy thinks we should stop delivering to Pluto
And Professor thinks you should Shut up. All we can do is wait.
INT. GLASS DOME
(Zapp, Leela, Kif, Fry Bender, are the only ones left in the dome.)
Hey Zapp thanks for everything.
No problem, its my duty to protect the safety of the Human Race.
Sir you didn't even want to come you were watching the stupid show with the cat and the mouse.
Anyway I think we better get back to Planet Express they are probably nervous wrecks by now.
EXT. GLASS DOME-Front-Ship
(Fry, Leela, and Bender all get onto the ship. They ship takes off.
Zoidberg comes running out of the dome.With the Frozen Fry on top of the ship.)
Friends I'm done with the penguins. HEllo? Friends? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.
Int.Planet Express Ship
(Leela and Fry are sitting down to eat.)
I feel like we forgot someone.
(Bender walk in with a tray of Lobsters.)
Lobster any one.
Oh my God I forgot my watch at Penguins Unlimited I took it off right
before battle. Its alright though it was just a plastic watch from
Burger King Celebrating the Simpsons 40,000 season.
EXT. Planet Express
The Top of Planet express opens for the ship to land.
INT. PLANET EXPRESS
(The Crew walks off the ship. Amy, Hermes, Scruffy, and Professor are all waiting for them.)
Fry, Leela, Bender your back. What happened.
War. Amy. War thats what happened. And I found a frozen me.
Yeah its on top of the ship. were going to try to get professor to unfreeze him so we can find more about me, I mean him.
Oh yeah and all the penguins on Pluto are Extinct.
Oh am I going to make Jerked Penguin now.
Scruffy feels relieved.
Int.Planet Express T.v Room
(Everyone Except Zoidberg and the Professor are Watching T.V. A news Flash
comes on the Tv. Linda and Morbo come onto the T.V)
Hello, earth we have word that President Nixon is about to make a presidential Speech.
(Screen goes to a shot of Nixon in back of a podium with microphones in his face.)
Hello Earth, today something horrible has happened on the planet Pluto.
A war broke out and we lost many good soliders. But thats not
the bad News the bad news is that all the Penguins in the Universe are extinct.
(Gasps from the Audience.)
But some good news yet. From our Universal Satellite we have found
the people who started the Penguin War.
(A picture comes up on the Screen of leela, Fry, annd Bender. They all gasp.)
If any one knows or can tell us where these humans are they are going to
be sentenced to death by Drowning for starting a war with a
endangered animal. The most horrible punishment we can give out.
Yes, Suckas, Looks like you to are boned.Hahahahaha.
We have identified the 4 of the prisoners as Turanga Leela, Philip. J
Fry, Bender Bending Rodriguez, and Free Waterfall Senior. They are
Oh no what are we going to do.
We must Flee earth. We need to get out of here.
Come out with your hands up we know your in there.
Amy make sure you get the professor to look at that frozen me while im gone.
(Fry, Leela and Bender run out of the Room. The Professor walks in.)
Late News Everyone, thinking you were dead I made a clone of each of you.
Professor they are about to take off. Can’t you just get rid of the clones
No not since the Law made in 3000. States you must not kill a clone it has to die of natural or accidental causes. Otherwise I would have
killed Cubert a long time ago.
INT. PLANET EXPRESS-Ship Dock
(Leela and Bender get into the ship. Fry gets the Frozen him off the
ship and puts it on the floor he runs into the ship.)
EXT. PLANET EXPRESS
(The Door opens in the Roof and the ship comes flying out of Planet Express.)
Fire, get a couple units after them.
(From inside a police ship.)
Don't worry baby Im all over them.
Ext. Space-PE Ship
(The ship is taking heavy Fire. They are followed closely by 4 police cars.)
INT. PLANET EXPRESS SHip
(Fry, Leela, and Bender are all sitting in the Flying room of the ship.)
What are we going to do Leela.
Well First we need to lose them.
(Red Lights start Flashing in the Ship.)
Whats that Whats that.
Oh no I lost Control of the Ship the most of badly hit one of our wings.
Are we going to crash?
Not if I can help it. Were coming onto a Meteor zone. Maybe if I
can get some what control of the ship we can land on a meteor and try
to fix the Ship.
(Meteor start flying past them.)
What about that one. No that one looks Nice,
I think were going to have to lose them first. Alright I got the Controls back.
(The Ship Starts zooming in and out of oncoming meteors. The Ship
goes through a hole in one of the Meteors. 2 of the ships go on
either side of the meteor. The 2 ships crash into each other
after getting around the Meteor.)
(One ships on there tale. The PE ships does a loop leaving
them on the back of the ship that was following them. Planet
Express BLows the ship out of the Sky.)
I think thats it.
(The PE Ships lands on one of the meteors closest.)
Ext. MEteor Surface
(Fry, Leela and bender walk out of the Ship. Fry and Leela are waring space suits.)
Alright we are going to need some stuff. Bender go and get me all the
tools and Extra supplies you can.
Because Zoidbergs not here.
Not so fast your under arrest for putting a species under extinction.
Will Fry Find out who that frozen guy is or are they going to hold it off
as long as they can to really annoy the readers. Are Leela Fry and
Bender going to be arrested. Are the Clones going to have
something to do with the ending. Find out in the next So Easy A
Cave Man Can Do It Part 3