A Birthday Surprise, Part 3
*Hello, everyone! Here is part three*
Frys mouth was gaping wide open, when he saw the monster. The strawberry
syrup was falling off! And the monster, is really a, a
Fry, my good friend, here is your wallet that I found in Benders
locker. I only took two bites out of it.
It was Dr. Zoidberg! He held out the wallet to Fry and Fry glared at Bender.
Hey! You took two bites out of this!?
Three, actually, Zoidberg said, ashamed.
Well, at least youre not a monster. Howd you escape?
The guards decided to have me for dinner and I was on their plate and
about to eat their pork. But suddenly, it ran, the pig! I chased it outside, and
caught it, I did! Oh, it was a tasty hog! Oh, such a meal, it was! rambled
All for ditching the lobster? asked Bender, as Zoidberg kept mumbling
Aye, said Leela.
Aye, said Fry.
They tiptoed off.
Friends! Wait for dear poor Zoidberg! Come back! Ohhh. He quickly
scuttled up to the others.
Ugh, you can come, Dr. Zoidberg, sighed Leela.
Hooray! cheered Zoidberg.
Feeding time! yelled the small purple slug thingy. He carried some
glop in a bucket into the waterfall room. The professor, Hermes, Amy
and Nibbler waited there. The slug dropped the bucket on the ground.
The crew all seemed to be in good health, but they were trapped there for some
reason. The purple slugs had a plan, they knew because they could overhear their
conversations, but they didnt know what the plan was.
Eh, what is this? said Amy, pinching her nose.
Its your new food, the boss got tired of giving you pills,
replied the slug.
What pills? asked the professor.
The ones youve been having since we brought you here! angrily
replied the slug again.
Forget it! he rampaged into the other room, frustrated by the professors
In the other room, the smaller slug, the one who just gave them the glop, walked
up to the bigger one, his boss apparently.
Ya know, that professor guy is really annoying me," he said to his
Yes, yes, soon thatll all be done with. Dont you worry? Eventually
well bring forth the plan.
Ugh! Please tell me this plan of yours! Why must I ask every day?!
Well, okay. It is time you know. First, we knock them out. Then we rip
open their bodies, and then we steal all the ice cream on this damn planet and
go back to Gulfen 6 and take care of business. Well be set for life!
Oh, so thats the plan.
Why are you not amused?
Well, I thought itd be more, ya know, interesting.
Oh, but it is. Just wait, youll see.
Finally, the town full of ice cream people was in sight. The four got to the
nearest hospital they could find, and asked for a human doctor. Sure enough, there
was one ready to examine Leela.
In his room, the doctor told Leela to get out of the chair and sit on the patients
table. As soon as she got out the chair collapsed. The doctor asked how her leg
felt, she said a little better, he wrote down stuff, blah blah blah. He figured
out that it was just sore still, and it would get better quick.
Okay, he said, grabbing a few tools and a bottle. I want
you to open wide so I can give you these.
Leela got a look at the bottle he held. It read heavy duty sleeping
pills. Realizing this, Leela got worried.
But you said Id heal soon, not that you have to put me to...
she didnt finish as the doctor threw the stuff down her throat and forced
her to swallow.
Outside the room, Fry, Bender and Zoidy waited for Leela to come out, but Fry
soon got worried when he suddenly heard the silence.
Maybe I should go in, to make sure theyre alright, he said
to the others.
He walked inside and found Leela asleep, under the doctors control. But
he didnt look like the doctor; he looked like a slug.
Uh, sir, whered the doctor go? asked Fry.
The doctor didnt answer- he punched Fry. Fry flew across the room knocking
over a table. Fry fell to the ground and the doctor pulled him away, and put him
on the table along with Leela. He shoved some of the same pills that he used on
Leela down Frys throat. Then he threw them into a bag and tied it, and dragged
it away into a secret room that opened as he pushed a button under the bookshelf,
on the bottom shelf.
Bender also soon got bored of waiting. He grabbed Zoidberg inside. They opened
the door and gasped when they saw the room. There were papers and books all over
the floor, a knocked over table along with a chair on its side, a few spots of
blood, and no one in the room. Bender and Zoidberg started searching for anything;
the doctor, Fry, Leela, anything to help them out. After a while, they searched
the whole room, which was rather large. Bender was pacing back and forth, thinking
of what had happened while Zoidberg was leaning against the bookshelf.
Maybe someone came in and stole their bodies and they put up a fight.
And he drank their sweet, sweet blood, said Zoidberg.
Theres only one window in here, genius, and its not broken.
And we were at the door the whole time, replied Bender.
Zoidberg moaned and looked down. But his eyes suddenly widened when he saw
Robit, look! There is a red, shiny button! May I press it, maybe?
Knock yourself out, crab ass, said Bender, pulling out a cigar.
Zoidberg squealed in delight and pressed it. The bookshelf spun around forcing
him to fly forward. He got up and he and Bender looked at the room with confused
Well, what do we got to do? said Bender. They moved forward into
It was all dark and wet in this room, what seemed more like a cave. It was
a cave! Soon it got brighter. They could make out the walls of the cave. There
were various signs on the walls. Bender and Zoidberg looked at them with astonishment.
Soon they stopped in their tracks when they saw a giant waterfall in a room
ahead. It flowed rather nastily; the water was dirty but still blue. It flowed
into a stream into another room. They could also see four figures by the waterfall.
Bender grabbed Zoidberg and ran to them but didnt see that the level of
the cave they were on ended with a cliff. So they ended up rolling down the cliff
and after a rough tumbling, they shook their heads and found that the four figures
were no other than Amy, Hermes, Nibbler and the Professor. The three were staring
at them with surprised faces.
Heh, heh. We were kinda looking for Fry and Leela, but I guess you guys
are too, said Bender.
Not even close! Weve been prisoners here for, for, how long has
it been again? Two days, I think, said Amy.
Well, how bout helping us, huh? asked Bender.
Sorry, but were trapped in here, said the Professor.
There was a pause.
Hurry, hide! I hear someone coming! said Hermes.
Bender grabbed Zoidberg and they hid behind a boulder.
The small slug cam in again, holding a beer bottle in his right tentacle and
in the other a blernsball bat. Bender suddenly realized his booze level was down
and when it was down, he either lazed about or went crazy. And, unluckily, he
couldnt help himself from barging out and leaping onto the slug. My
beer! You idiot! he yelled, from his back.
He grabbed Bender while he was drinking, and got up.
Another one, hey? We could use another prisoner. He threw Bender
across the room to the others and left to the other room.
Zoidberg jumped out of behind the rock. Hey, slug man! The slug
turned around. Youre gonna have to beat me if you want them, you will!
*Stay tuned everyone!*